On behalf of so many whose heads have been exploding over the misuse of the term, thank you for this humorous rant.

Also: want to hear my great idea for teaching people the true meaning of the term "gaslighting"? Have a major studio produce a new movie called "Gaslight," but (secretly, of course) shoot two slightly different versions. One version is released to theaters and online. Then, after it's left theaters, the second version is released on disc and replaces the original online version. People who watch the movie a second time will think they're going crazy! Yes, it is a foolproof plan and no, you may not have back the ten seconds you wasted reading my great idea.